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I'm painting my room. What colors are compatible with tangerine and puce?
Would my husband still snore if I made him sleep standing upside down?
Can a duck fly if it's wet?
Where can I find a shoe store that sells mukluks?

I'm painting my room. What colors are compatible with tangerine and puce?

My great aunt had a parlor in exactly those colors. She used lime green to trim the borders and put a hot pink sofa in it. It was her favorite room. She used to nip vanilla in it all the time.

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Would my husband still snore if I made him sleep standing upside down?

Personally, I think you and your husband have more serious issues than snoring. While standing upside down on his head may stop him from snoring, after a time his head may get flat. I think you should look towards more conventional methods for help. Have you tried putting a clothespin on his nose?

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Can a duck fly if it's wet?

The question should not really be can he, but would he want to? There could also be other factors involved, such as lightning and wind. The duck could suffer from migraines and would want to avoid thunder as well. My advice to you is to find a duck, wait until it rains, and follow it.

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Where can I find a shoe store that sells mukluks?

This is a very silly question for which there is only one answer: Sam's Mukluk and Igloo Shop just south of the North Pole.

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